Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Why do squirels run across the road just as a car is coming?

I don't know, but I heard somewhere that they're confused.Why do squirels run across the road just as a car is coming?
b/c they are squirrels and do not know better.Why do squirels run across the road just as a car is coming?
It's called the squirrel game of chicken...who knows? Maybe they are trained and paid by bodyshops and tow truck drivers to make you drive into the ditch...just a theory.
They are teaching the opossums what to do so later the squirrel and its buddy's can sit in a tree and get a good laugh.
they want u to test ur brakes
They probably do it at other times, but no one notices.





';If a squirrel runs across a road, but there is no car to hit it'; is like ';if a tree falls in the forest, but there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound?';
TO RAISE CAR INSURANCE
Squirrels can be seen on the road because some people spill leftover food like bread crumbs, peanuts, sunflower seed, or walnut, etc.


Some squirrels love the attention of human.
Because their squirrel friends dares them to do it for 10 nuts plus interest
They have a strong desire to become road kill...
because they are playing';chicken';!!!!!!
???...so wheres the punch line?
WHERE DO YOU THINK THE TERM SQUIRELY COMES FROM?
Because they are tying to get to the other side so they have a place to hide their nuts.

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